Things I Learned This Weekend
1. High winds suck the gas tank dry twice as fast as no wind.
2. The big inflated chicken on top of Church’s Chicken is NOT for sale.
3. 26 degrees outside - doesn’t even begin to describe 26 degrees outside on back of a motorcycle at night. (and snot turns to ice over 80 mph - just dying to know that little tidbit weren’t ya?)
4. Bikers don’t cry at weddings - it’s sinuses. (sorry guys)
5. It takes longer to un-bundle and re-bundle than it does to drink one White Russian.
6. Repetitive practice/attempts does not decrease bundle time. (grrrrrr)
7. Cell phones only ring after you’ve re-bundled.
8. Every time I go out of town, I leave my current most favorite piece of clothing where I visited. (damnitt)
9. Last and most importantly, occasional interaction with the outside world is good for the spirit. I need to remember this one and act on it more often.
Hope your weekend was a good one too. 
“occasional interaction with the outside world is good for the spirit.” I think that should be in the mom handbook!
I sure do miss riding. Glad you went.
It is so true about that snotcicle! Nothing hotter than a leather clad woman with a snotcicle for the world to see!
I don’t want to know how you figured out #2…or do I….?
lol - I asked of course.
Well, I figured that. I was just wondering how drunk one has to be to ask that.
haha - not very.
My total alcohol intake, over the course of a year, is about 5 or 6 mixed drinks. I did a lot of drinking/partying in my early 20’s. (I’m 38 now) Even then, I never really cared for the taste of any of it. Still don’t - that’s why the White Russian, tastes like vanilla milk. :)~
sorry…got sidetracked.
I was completely sober when I asked if the chicken was for sale.