Children’s Party Invitations
To those parents who -for whatever reason - allow their child to write their own party invites.
Maybe you think it’s a cute means of personalization, or perhaps it’s your own misguided attempt to teach responsibility - who knows what the fuck you were thinking… Next time please consider the following-
- I can barely read my own 4 yr olds penmanship - what in God’s name makes you think I could decipher your 4 yr olds handwriting?!
- Proofread - Proofread - Proofread!!! Why - you might ask? (aside from the head smacking obvious….)
How bout so we can avoid breaking the heart of a little girl who was so excited about attending her fist costume party, she talked of nothing else for a week. Who, on the day of the party, proudly dawned her witches costume, pointy hat in place, and jumping up and down to hurry hurry hurry - only to find the date on her invitation was incorrect. “The party was last Saturday, we’re sorry for the mistake.”
well gee - that makes it all better.
Actually no it doesn’t. Stick your apology where the sun don’t shine - and next time - proofread the invitations or hey - use your many years of writing experience to write the invitations for your child!
asshole
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