Women Scorned

found at the humor archives

If I was the wife…

the whore in question would have been someone who ate dinner in my home for months;

and claimed to be my closest friend.

I would have…

gone with neon blue on her white car;

made my point without snitching myself out as the painter (”home wrecker” and “whore” suffice);

and outsourced the actual labor part.

Theoretically speaking of course…

6 Responses to “Women Scorned”

  1. COOL CAT!!! :)

  2. (again this is strictly hypothetical…)

    Looking back, if I had done such a thing (which I didn’t), I wouldn’t be proud for dropping to such a level. But I wouldn’t have known I was fighting a losing battle either. Later tactics would have been served with a great deal more creativity. ;)

  3. As I said Cat You Are Cool :)

  4. OOOOO! Homewreckers just cheese me off man!

  5. hehehehe hahaha
    your sis

  6. Cat,

    I have a WHOLE website dedicated to my ex and her man. Might email you the link if you want to see it.

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