I take excellent care of my 4 yr old daughter. To imply that I don’t, on any level, is a place that the devil himself should fear treading.
H couldn’t wait to make her world debut so she chose express delivery and came 2 months early. She weighed 4 lbs 3 oz and was healthy as a horse. She’s currently 39 1/2″ tall, and weighs 31 lbs.
I don’t know what the “expected” numbers are for her age, and
-I don’t care.
Call me crazy but I prefer to focus on a healthy lifestyle rather than forcing her to fit the “expected” box of physical criteria.
Last week we went for her round of school immunizations. While we were there they checked her weight and height. And according to the woman we now refer to as the nutrition nazi, she’s one notch below the expected height and weight for her age.
She’s always been a notch below the “expected” and the issue is easily resolved when I explain she was 2 months premature.
not this time though-
The nutrition nazi informed me -”all preemies are caught up to their age group by 4 yrs old”. She followed up with a barrage of questions about eating habits and nutrition, all in this down her nose superior tone that implied I wasn’t taking proper care of my daughter.
I let her finish her little tirade, then replied in my sweetest voice…
“interesting theory. But I wonder…considering her oldest sister is 5′ 7″ and weighs 110 lbs, her other sister is 5′ 4″ and weighs 95 lbs, her brother - tall and skinny like their dad. 6′, 170 lbs. Are they all malnourished or could it simply be genetics?”
bitch.
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